I had spent, only because I could, few years on taking disgusting photos of my foot and growing nails, mostly in journey - now I can proudly present you selected 744 pictures taken in more than 20 countries (some of them visited more than once). Enjoy! I strongly recommend watching on a big screen 😉
The joke with this place is that "Zgon" means "death" in polish language and I was there with my friend, who killed a child in a car accident.
I came to Lisbon cause of my friends - I wanted to support them and wait for them on the finish line of the annual run, but as a result of lost bet I had to participate and run also.
In Lisbon they have shop where they sell only rubber ducks!
It's a joke - I missed the plane and had to go back from Barcelona by another one through Paris and just in case I preffered just to stay in airport.
Aborted guys are much more friendly.
Most expensive photos of own foot - I got off the train to make one more photo and as a result I missed the plane.
I came to this place only to take this picture cause "kutas" in my language means literally "dick", you know "penis", and it's super funny. No?
Did you know that Bomfunk Mc's (Rakamakafon) and Darude (Sandstorm) are from Finland?!
In Mrągowo every year they have festival of country music, but who cares about country music if in very next village, Grabowo, they have statue of Human Centipede!
This time I will make exception and will show you not only my foot.
In Romania they have cemetery with colorful stories about life and / or death of the occupant.
When you are in Romania you can drive in romanian socks and eat romanian cheeseburgers, but better do not do... the other things, otherwise romanian police will give you a fine : (
I came to Radom to play concert with my old band. Radom is a city of our national cheap orangeade - Zbyszko 3 Cytryny (3 lemons)
In Bydgoszcz they have Museum of Soap and the History of Filth. Really cool place! They wanted to keep my foot as an exhibit.
As a real Polish bastard I came to UK to wash the dishes for the Queen, but they extremelly pissed me off in the hotel, so as a revenge I was sticking a snot from my nose to TV every day.
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